A blonde gets a job as a teacher.
She notices a boy in the field standing alone, while all the other kids
are running around having fun. She takes pity on him and decides to
speak to him.
'You ok?' she says.
'Yes.' he says.
'You can go and play with the other kids you know.' she says.
'It's best I stay here.' he says.
'Why?' says the blonde, confused as to why he didn't want to play with the other boys.
The boy says: 'Because, I'm the f***ing goalkeeper.'