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PostSubject: In Honour of Stupid People .   Fri Apr 24, 2009 3:26 am

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

In Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) --

"Do not turn upside down."


(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

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On Sainsbury's peanuts --


"Warning: contains nuts."


(talk about a news flash)

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On Boot's Children Cough Medicine --


"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."


(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)

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On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding --


"Product will be hot after heating."


(...and you thought????...)

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On a hairdryer --


"Do not use while sleeping."


(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

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On a bag of Fritos --

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside.

(the shoplifter special?)

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On a bar of soap --

"Directions: Use like regular soap."

(and that would be???....)

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On some Swanson frozen dinners --


"Serving suggestion: Defrost."

(but, it's just a suggestion.)

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On packaging for a Rowenta iron --

"Do not iron clothes on body."


(but wouldn't this save me time?)

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On Nytol Sleep Aid --

"Warning: May cause drowsiness."


(..I'm taking this because???....)

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On most brands of Christmas lights --
"For indoor or outdoor use only."

(as opposed to what?)

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On a Japanese food processor --

"Not to be used for the other use."

(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

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On an American Airlines packet of nuts --


"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."


(Step 3: say what?)

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On a child's Superman costume --

"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

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On a Swedish chainsaw --

"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."

(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

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