not so funny

While I was watching the final round of the Masters this weekend, my wife
and I got into a conversation about life and death, and the need for living wills.
During the course of the conversation I told her that I never wanted to
exist in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and taking fluids from a bottle.
She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer.
.....Sometimes it's tough being married to a smartarse.